The 10 Best Funny Love Sayings

• I don't guarantee that ...
• ... these funny love sayings will make you laugh
• But they'll probably make you smile
• Have fun!

 Is Love Funny?

Sure, love can be funny, too. Love may be the most important thing in the world (it probably is), but that's no excuse for taking it seriously!

Taking things too seriously is a very common misunderstanding and a rather lousy idea. Why? Because it does no good what so ever, and it will ruin your experience of life. Having fun is pretty darned important no matter who you are and what you're doing, and in my opinion NO part of living is meant to be taken too seriously. Not fear or death, not love or life and particularly not yourself!

If you want to read something related in a more serious vein, you may check out letting go or happiness.

In any case, please enjoy these funny love sayings!

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The Very Best

Number one here is both true and funny. Because after all thinking and believing are two of the most common ways to 'cloud' your experience of love - and why ever would you want to do that?

Love: Two minds without a single thought.

The 3 Second Best Funny Love Sayings

Okay, you can't beat the first one!
The second one is perhaps more cute than funny, but very true.
The third one is cynical and funny - and considering the truth of it: who ever said that you need a piece of paper to love someone?

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

You don't need money to call someone Honey.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

The 3 Third Best Funny Love Sayings

The first one of these is known in many variations.
The second one just might make you think for a moment.
And the third one may be a bit tough, but is both funny and rhymes, making it pretty irresistible:

Sex and love? I think they are here to stay.

Love wouldn't be blind if the "Braille" weren't so damned much fun.

I know it's against the law, but he broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.

The 3 Fourth Best Funny Love Sayings

Ah, the last batch. With the first two being on the sarcastic side, we end with a funny cutie:

Love is a lovely, ideal thing, marriage a nasty, real thing.

Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated.

Love means nothing much in tennis, but it's everything in life.

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