Elemental Ideas about Sex Under Water
Have you been intrigued
by the idea of sex under water? Underwater lovemaking and having underwater sex
are fascinating ideas to many people.
Human beings are naturally fascinated by
being in the water, as is proven by our love of swimming, kayaking, sailing, so
on and so forth. So, the idea of getting submerged and having sex under water
can sound like an incredibly romantic or deliciously kinky idea.
underwater lovemaking isn't nearly as simple as most people who have not tried
it assume. Underwater sex can, in fact, be dangerous at worst.
Even if not done
in a dangerous way, sex under water can leave you feeling all wet ... and not
"hot and wet", either. You may want to fuck underwater, but you don't want to
get all fucked up under water.
Before you attempt to make love under water,
you really do need to know what you're doing. Underwater lovemaking should be
well understood before attempted.
Even if your forays into underwater sex leave
you hung out to dry, at least you will know that you took necessary safety
Safe Sex Under Water? Not!
If you're interested
in having safe sex for preventing unwanted pregnancy, transmission of disease,
or both, then underwater sex probably isn't for you. You see, the most often
used safe sex precautions aren't effective under water.
For one thing,
makers of condoms don't test our their products with underwater lovemaking.
Wearing condoms while submerged in the water, therefore, can have unknown
ramifications. Polyurethane, latex, and lambs' skin can be affected in unknown
ways by various watery elements including salt, microbes, chlorine, heat, and
If you're having sex under water in a large bathtub and you're
trying to use latex condoms, these are especially vulnerable to being decayed by
the usual bathtub oil-based elements like shampoo, bubble bath, body wash, and
liquid soaps. And, you may already be able to deduce that water's slippery ways
can cause a condom to slip right off.
And that's all just about the guy's
problems. What about the gal?
The underwater thrusting that goes on while having
sex under water can force salt, microbes, or chlorine deep into the vagina where
they may cause irritation or even some kind of infection. The watery element
also washes away the woman's lubrication, which is part of the attraction of
having sex in the shower but can make things painful, friction-wise, with actual
underwater sex. Finally, watery elements can destroy spermicides or dislodge
inserted vaginal buffers.
So ... all things considered, you may find it
far more exciting to have underwater foreplay but when it comes time for
penetration get out of the water. Nobody has ever complained about hot sex on
But, What If You Insist on Trying to Have Sex Underwater?
Admittedly, there are some intriguing videos that can even be found on the
Internet showing underwater sex events. It's a tempting event.
You may insist
that having sex under water is still on your mind, no matter what! So ... what
should you know?
- If you're still going to insist on trying some
underwater lovemaking, have spare condoms at the ready since it's so easy for
watery elements to cause a condom to break or slip off. This is smart but, as
you can imagine, it could be cumbersome, and otherwise turn the supposed thrill
into a comedy show. (The comedy show may be worth it, though!)
you're the gal, put a silicone-based lubricant inside you before the underwater
sex. This is the best way to try to maintain a natural-seeming wetness so that
the friction of intercourse is pleasurable, not painful.
- Stay away from
the public pool. You don't know what's in there! Neither do the authorities who
maintain it, so they pour in the chlorine, which is not good for the inner walls
of the vagina.
Besides, when it's open (which is the only time you're supposed
to be there), you never know who will show up.
- If you want sex in the
bathtub, you'll need a fairly large tub even if you're not large people. An
example of the right sized tub would be a Roman Tub such as can be found in some
Of course, if you have access to a private one, there's always sex
in the jacuzzi, especially one that you can stand up in. In fact, this is the
second most popular "aqua sex" option after ...
- Sex in the shower is
not always regarded as "authentic" sex under water, but it's the most popular "water
sex" option for good reasons.
There's enough water to make things thrilling and
add some extra friction, but you're not so submerged that all of the woman's
natural lubrication gets washed away.
The important thing is to take precautions
against slipping and falling, which is very dangerous of course. Those rubber
bath mats are a very good idea. Try to use a shower that has a bar for a
- Forget the ocean. You might think that it could be
very exciting to have sex in the ocean ... even with other people around (you
have the possibility of getting caught but they probably won't ever know).
as with chlorine, salt isn't what a woman wants in her vagina. You also don't
want to experience "creatures" (like, jellyfish). And sand is ... everywhere.
And it can get in ... everywhere, when things are wet.
As long as you have a
towel and you're alone, sex on the beach is a good option. If you want to take a
dip first and then have "wet" sex on the beach, that's pretty good, too.
Forget the lake, the pond, etc. Even those of these bodies of water with the
cleanest water still harbor silt and unknown creatures.
the Deal with Underwater Lovemaking?
In the final analysis, having sex
under water probably isn't something that you want to do more than once (just so
you know). There are health dangers and too many complicated circumstances to
The exception to this is probably shower sex. Men (and women who have
access to a removable shower-head massager) masturbate in the shower a lot.
Couples fucking in the shower can be a regular practice without most of the
underwater sex complications and worries.
If you're still fascinated by
the idea of sex and some body or container of water going together, you can
always do something proximal, like the sex on the beach idea.
You and your lover
can take a cool, refreshing dip or swim in a pond in a glade, then get out and
while still dripping wet fuck on the lovely green grass next to the water. As
the woman, you can be sudsy and all wet in the bathtub, and suck your man's cock
as he stands or sits at the side of the tub.
In the biological sense, our
human bodies almost surely have evolutionary roots that go back to the water. So
our feeling that water takes us home is primal and powerful.
But we somehow
emerged onto dry land. Our sex lives probably belong here, too. We're not
dolphins. Or fish.
Sex under water, at least for the most part, is just
an alluring fantasy for people. But foreplay under water ... that's a different
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