Is sex fun? Well, if it isn't, you're doing it wrong ...
funny sex quotes are slightly raunchy but they're good fun.
ranked them for you: From the best to the fifth best.
Please: Have fun -
both in your sex life and with these quotes. :-)
Funny Sex Quotes: Cherish the Playful Attitude
Really, sex and laughter
do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more
~ Hermione Gingold
As I have mentioned elsewhere on this
website there is absolutely no discrepancy between lovemaking and humor. Sex is
wonderful, but it's also funny. Just think of all the wonderful and hilarious
things we can do with these amazing bodies we get to play in!When seen -
obscene, when heard - absurd, but done - great fun.
~ John O'Mill
Certainly sex should put a smile on your face and a laugh in your belly, because
like life itself, sex should not be taken too seriously. Good sex is just that
because, among other things, it's fun and games. If it isn't, it may soon cease
to be good sex.
What people say about sex reflect this. I have created a
nice collection of funny love quotes, which I am happy to present to you. It may
not be the fare of prudes or even considered good taste ... but then: who cares?
Good taste and humour ... are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.
~ Malcolm Muggeridge
So, hopefully the following funny sex quotes, like
sex itself, can put a smile on your face and a laugh in your belly!
Life in Lubbock, Texas,
taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to
burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing
on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
The Best Funny Sex Quotes
~Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even
get into my own pants.
Sex is not the answer.
Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
The Second Best Funny Sex Quotes
I'm a terrible lover. I've
actually given a woman an anti-climax.
~ Scott Roeben
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything
about it, he shouldn't!
~ George Bernard Shaw
word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me
and she said 'no'.
~ Woody Allen
My girlfriend always
laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
~ Emo Philips
The Third Best Funny Sex QuotesI admit, I have a
tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
~ Phyllis Diller
~Virginity is like a bubble - one
prick and it's all gone!
completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit
by a bus.
~ Bob Rubin
~Sex on television can't hurt
you unless you fall off.
The Fourth Best Funny Sex Quotes
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will
come and go at the same time.
~ Louise Sammons
~Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with
sex as an average man.
~ Mignon McLaughlin
~There's a new medical crisis. Doctors
are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to
latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So ...
what's the problem?
~ Phyllis Diller
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life
~ Rodney Dangerfield
The Fifth Best Funny Sex Quotes
I'm going to Iowa for
an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out.
Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French
government. I'd give it all up for one erection.
~Sex without love is merely physical exercise.
But that's real healthy, isn't it?
girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must
~ Redd Foxx
~When a man talks dirty to a
woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a
man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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